Dislike

Things that I dislike :

1) confusing add math question ..@@
2) tons of book need to be memorize like BIO, Sejarah etc.
3) teachers enter the class and teach until his/her period is over dy also dunno ==
4) lots of homework...
5) stress myself to become perfect....its tired...
6) PJ period became BIO period (who don't like PJ ?? )
7) hurry for tuition
8) wanted to go "yam cha" but don't have transport to go out =="
9) Watching Man. United lose a match.. =(
10) Missed to watch a LIVE Man. United match !!
11) People 'fly me aeroplane' (放飞机)....


Just want to express my feelings...if u have any comment just write it down .. =)


Benson

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS to release Stress

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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.

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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'

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A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'

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Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'

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Transformers 2 : Revenge Of The Fallen

Guess What Type Of Machine Are In The Picture ???

Transformers 2 : Revenge Of The Fallen

Autobots

Optimus Prime - blue, dark red Peterbilt 379EX
Optimus Prime is the Autobot leader who comes to Earth to destroy the All Spark in order to end the raging war between the Autobots and Decepticons. Optimus is probably the most famous Transformer mostly because he has been in every Transformers series. He will continue to have a large role in the new film.

Bumblebee - yellow 2009 Chevy Camaro
Bumblebee is Sams guardian and the first Transformer Sam meets. In the old show Bumblebee was a VW bug. In the film he is damaged early on and is unable to speak and must communicate through radio signals. Bumble bee was made silent in a decision to try and show the bond between Sam and Bumblebee was way beyond words. Bumblebee stands at about 17 ft.

Ironhide - black 2007 GMC Topkick C4500
Ironhide was not suppose to be in the original film, but he later replaced Arcee and made a main Autobot. Ironhide said to be Optimus Prime’s oldest friend and the teams weapons specialist . He is a tough soldier who has sustained many injuries in combat. He has a large scar surrounding his right eye, and before coming to Earth he had a broken ankle. Ironhide is about 22ft tall.

Ratchet - lime yellow 2008 Hummer H2
Ratchet is a Search and Rescue Hummer H2, he is also the medical officer for the Autobots. Ratchet believes the conflict with the Decepticons can be solved peacefully; without any violence. But he still carries out Optimus Prime’s orders, even if it means using of force. He has enhanced senses, as he reveals Sam’s desire to “mate” with Mikaela by sensing his pheromone levels by using his nose. According to many sources Ratchet has X-ray vision and has photo electric cells which allow him to produce a “chameleon” effect. Ratchet stands at about 19 ft tall.

Arcee - 3 pink, purple, blue custom bike
Arcee was originally planned for the first Transformers film but was another who just didn’t make the cut. Arcee is going to be made up of 3 different bikes that combine to make her. Arcee is also involved in the chase with a go-cart named Wheels / Wheelbot, and Stinger.

Skids - green 2009 Chevy Beat
Mudflap - red 2009 Chevy Trax
Not much is known about these two Chevys yet, but we do know that these two might be “The Twins”. We do know that these two will be involved in a battle scene by a jail house alongside Bumblebee. It’s still rumored and up in the air but hopefully we will be able to fill you guys in as soon as possible.

SideSwipe - Chevy Corvette Stingray
This seems weird that Jetfire is a Decepticon because in the old shows he was always an Autobot. It looks like Sam uses something called the “Splinter” (which is possibly a tiny piece of the All Spark) to activate the SR-71, which transforms into Jetfire. But it still seems weird that he has a Decepticon logo, he is suppose to be an Autobot, but maybe he switched or switches sides?

Wheeljack - white 2009 Saab Aero-X (rumor)
Wheeljack is the scientist and warrior of the Autobots, he is always inventing new weapons and gadgets. Wheeljack was pitched for the original film but didn’t make the cut.

Jazz - hardtop Pontiac Solstice GXP (RUMOR)
First Lieutenant Jazz is a very happy carefree Autobot. Jazz is one of the smaller Autobots but is as feisty as the big ones, he is not afraid of a fight and that got him killed in the first film by Megatron. Rumor has it that Jazz will make a return in Transformers 2, maybe its a piece of the Alspark that revives him?

Decepticons

Starscream - gray F-22 Raptor
Starscream is Megatrons right hand man….. or so he thinks. Starscream will do anything to acquire or retain power and strength and uses lies and deceit to obtain it. He was waiting at an airbase in the U.S. when he was notified of Megatrons and the Alspark being found. He is one of the only remaining Decepticon survivors and flies off into space at the end of the first film. He was most likely on the way to recruit more Decepticons to continue the fight on earth.

Barricade - black 2008 Saleen S281 Extreme Mustang
Barricade has always been very loyal to Megatron and when Starscream became the active leader he was not to excited. But he is still willing to give Starscream the benefit of the doubt and follow where he leads. Barricade is also very hateful toward Autobots and would like nothing more than to kill all Autobots. Barricade may not be as big as most Transformers but he is every bit as deadly. He’s smart enough to let one live if he thinks he or the Decepticons can use it to their advantage, but most of the time they are dead before a plan comes up. In a sense Barricade seems to be one of the most tactical of the Decepticons.

Wheels - blue Toy Size RC Jeep (alt mode unconfirmed)
nother newcomer to the movie is Wheels. Wheels is probably the smallest Transformer, he is in the shape of an RC monster truck.His role is still yet to be announced but I would assume he is going to be like an Autobot version of Frenzy.

Scorponok - metallic scorpion
Scorponok has a machine form of a mechanized scorpion. Scorponok is the only Transformer who didn’t transform, but he is able to dive under sand or other soft landforms. Skorponok was another of the only survivors in the original film. Rumor has it that he will be reviving Megatron with a piece of the Alspark.

Constructicons/ Devistator - Earth Mover unknown type (rumor)
Not much is known about the Constructicons in the movie yet but it leaves you to wonder, in the original series the constucticons formed to make Devistator, why would there only be one? So judging on that I would think there are more of these guys.

Soundwave - alt mode unknown
Soundwave is one of Megatron’s most trustworthy soldiers and has obtained a position of power in Meagtrons army. Even though he is only a Communications Officer, he stands at a similar rank to Starscream seems to be loyal to Megatron to the end. He is not particularly popular among the Decepticons but still remains in Megatrons good graces. This is only a background of Soundwave from the old G1 nothing official but hopefully we will have some info confirming his participation in the movie!

The Fallen - unknown

Ravage- Dog like decepticon

Megatron - Cybertronian Tank
Megatron is the brother of Optimus Prime and the leader of the Decepticons. Megatron is ruthless and extremely powerful. He has only one goal in mind and that is to have the All spark at any cost and then lead a mass genocide of the Autobots. He was found frozen in a cavern by Sam’s great grandfather. And was later killed by Sam putting the All Spark in his chest. It is rumored that Megatron will be making a return in the second film, but it may just set the stage for the third film. I would think if Unicron is involved in any way then Megatron may come back as Galavtron similar to the old 80s film.

Telematch

Date : 18/4/09
Time : 8am in the morning..
Venue: SMK Hwa Lian

Today is the interact club's telematch day...
I woke up 7.30am in the morning with my sleepy eyes open.. =.=

7.45am, i reached school...
I saw there was so many people and also some senior interactors
(soo wen, woo wei, a doi, chien wu, jie huei, fiona)

8am, we were gathered at the canteen there...
started to divide us into 14 groups...
Me, Chee Xuan, Jia Heng and Eng Suang are in the same group (group 3)

But..
after finished divided the group,
it was 8,45am.. =="
P/S : quite long time ==

When we go the "spiderweb" station..
I hurt my knees..
Its not so painful but I still feel very happy..
but after that..
we lost...by 1 mark ??? @@

Then we go the last station..
that is the "dodge ball" station,...
haha, when we reached that station..
our opponent looked at us with their " O "shape mouth .. =O
because we got 17 people and they only has 11 ..
so..
Jia Heng most funny 1 ...
(He was the first 1 to be hit )
But he I saw him very tired running around at there and pass the ball to us..
And he also accidentally whack some people's faces..haha..

At the end???
WE ARE THE CHAMPION!

10.45am..
the telematch is over and I had a fun time at there..
good job interactors!!
all the station is interesting and fun!!

Benson

号称全人类最冷的笑话！‏ Part 4

41.某精神病院新来护士一名，
此女初来乍到，
见院中有一病人围着一口古井打转，
口中念着：“13，13，……”小护士心中颇为奇怪，
想不出这个“13”是何含义，
连续观察几日，均是如此。
她总想上前问个究竟，但害怕病人发作，始终不敢。

一日，
小护士终于安捺不住好奇心，
慢慢的走到那个病人身边，
探头向井中观望。突然那个病人抱住护士的双腿，
往下一掀，开始念：“14，14，14，……”

42.火柴棍突然觉得头很痒，就伸手挠，挠着挠着就把自己烧死了...

43.请问什么动物敲两下就死了呢?
答案是:鳄鱼~(因为ko..ko..dead~)

44. 为什么不能在海边讲笑话。。。

答案：会引起。。。（海啸（笑））

45.有一天一个人死了，正要把他拿去火化时，
他的自女便问他爸爸说：“爸为什么叔叔他一直流汗啊”他
爸爸便说“叔叔没死过阿会紧张的阿”。

46.小白长得很像大白。。。
猜4个字
真相（像）大白

47.大明和小明是兄弟,
小明是妈妈用牛奶养大的,
那大明是妈妈用什么养大的呢?

答案是:酒~因为久仰大名(酒养大明~)

48. 什么艺人打架会掉四百五？

答案是：伍佰打李玖哲因为五百打九折就是四百五了

49.火麒麟飞到北极变什么？

答案：冰麒麟（冰淇淋）

50. 豆豆先生(Mr. Bean)的特异功能是什么？
答案：跟他的Teddy沟通 =="

What Happen??

just back from town..
dunno why..
mood very down..
maybe i did something that will menjatuhkan my image gua...
adui...
dunno how say...
totally "no face" dy...
T.T

命运

今天听到朋友说有位同学的哥哥，小明因为骑电单车而发生意外。。
现在正昏迷着，不省人事。
我听到了有点震惊。。
唉，实在替他担心。。

昨天又看到报纸说台湾某著名歌手【阿桑】。。
因为乳癌末期而逝世。。
她因为一首【叶子】而成名。。
实在可惜！！
那么一位有才华的歌手就这样子走了。。
难道这是命运的安排？？
命运总爱作弄人们啊。。。唉～

希望正在昏迷的小明赶快清醒。。
好多人正等着你呢！！

在这里祝你早日康复。
阿弥陀佛～

清明节～～

今天本来打算早上7点就去我的故乡——jerantut 扫墓的。。
怎知道今天全家人7点才睡醒=="。。
爸爸也睡迟了， 我们快快收拾东西就上车前往Jerantut了。。

突然间上了车才知道去扫墓最重要的东西没拿上车。。
爸爸讲："快点去那锄头来！！等下你用手去除草啊？？？”
我就快点去拿了才跳上车开始出发. =="

8点左右我们到了Jerantut。。
当然到了那里，
第一件事就是先找东西吃（我们都空着肚子+还没睡醒的zzzz..）。
爸爸就带我们到常去的mamak档吃面。。
到了那里，怎知。。
“人家礼拜天休息啊！！”妈妈喊到..
既然没得吃面，爸爸就带我们到随便意见茶餐室随便吃了就算了。。

吃饱了。。
“等下你们跟我除草和拜你们的阿公啊！！ 人家很久没看你liao。”爸爸跟我们讲
我听到都怕怕=="
到了墓场，只见很多人还在扫墓。。
还有人在那里“炸”炮。。新年meh。。。
很像人家不懂你在扫墓酱。。=="

爬了很高的山。。
终于到了阿公的墓碑了。。
以前没有仔细看他的照片。。
现在看看。。
几lengzai一下的 xD。。
我们烧了香， 拜了阿公。。
才开始烧钱给阿公用。。
不过这次没有买Benz给阿公驾。。
烧了酱多年。。
他那里应该很多辆Benz了吧！。。
哈哈。。下次要烧laptop了。。
时代进步了嘛！！呵呵。。

差不多1点左右。。
爸爸突然说：　“来，你驾车”。。
har？？
我驾？？
既然他要我驾，就驾咯。。
原来驾远途的车是那么sien的。。
终于体会到他们的滋味了。。

2点左右。。
终于到家了。。
虽然回家路上爸爸坐我隔壁都没有什么敢睡觉（怕了我）。。=="
最后还是安全抵达了我的家。。^^

Benson

号称全人类最冷的笑话！ Part 3

22.龟兔赛跑...兔子很快跑到前面去了..
乌龟看到一只蜗牛爬得很慢很慢..对他说:你上来，我背你吧..
然后..蜗牛就上来了..
过了一会..乌龟又看到一只蚂蚁..对他说:你也上来吧..
于是蚂蚁也上来了。.
蚂蚁上来以后..看到上面的蜗牛..对他说了句“你好”
你们知道蜗牛说什么吗??
蜗牛说:你抓紧点,这乌龟好快...

26.每次看你穿丝袜的时候……
我的心中都会有一种无法言喻的感觉，
那就是……
萝卜还包保鲜膜咧！

27.有一天有个婆婆坐车
坐到中途婆婆不认识路了
婆婆用棍子打司机屁股说：这是哪？
司机：这是我的屁股。

28.甲：“我带你去一个全部女生都没有穿胸罩的地方。”
乙：“真的吗？在哪里？快带我去！”
甲：“就在隔壁的幼儿园！”

29.有一天，老师带一群小朋友到山上采水果。
他宣布说:“小朋友，采完水果后，我们统一一起洗，洗完可以一起吃。”
所有小朋友都跑去采水果了。
集合时间一到，所有小朋友都集合了。
老师:“小华，你采到什么？”
小华:“我在洗苹果，因为我采到苹果。”
老师:“小美你呢？”
小美:“我在洗蕃茄，因为我采到蕃茄。”
老师:“小朋友都很棒哦！那阿明你呢？”
阿明:“我在洗布鞋，因为我踩到大便。”

30.坏消息：一个飞行员从飞机里掉出来了
好消息：他带了降落伞
坏消息：降落伞是坏的
好消息：下面有个干草堆
坏消息：干草堆上有一杆大粪叉
好消息：他没落到大粪叉上
坏消息：他也没落到干草堆上

35.一猴子吃花生前都要先塞进屁股再拿出来吃。
对此管理员解释道：曾有人喂它桃子，结果桃核拉不出来，猴子吓怕了，现在一定要量好再吃。

40.一天深夜，一个年轻女子经过一家精神病院时，突然后面传来“哇”的一声。
女子扭头一看，一个一丝不挂的男子正在向她追来。
女子吓得拔腿就跑，后面 的男人紧追不舍。
不好，前面是一条死胡同，女子万念俱灰，
跪在地上哭着哀求道:“你愿意干什么就干什么吧，只求你不要杀我。”
男子狡黠地笑了笑说：“真 的？那现在你开始追我。”